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Crying Because I Can
I sobbed like a mofo last night. It hit me like all those wayward Frisbees during lazy weekends in the quad in college: unexpectedly, hard and fast. One minute I was simultaneously writing an email to...
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Still Single After All These Years
I think everyone hits a point where they think, “Really? Still single?!” For the most part, I’m happy and complete the way I am. Or at least, I work towards that every day. I’d be a big fat liar if I...
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If Only Catastrophizing Was an Olympic Sport
I’m a pretty calm person until I start to think about all the ways I could die. It could be my predilection for shows like 48 Hours and Law and Order. It could be from growing up in a nervous house....
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Sometimes You Fail Important Eye Tests at the DMV and Drink Wine at Lunch
I failed the eye test at the DMV. After waiting in line for an hour. While a small, awkward man who was maybe wearing cloth gloves (in August?) kept saying — loudly — “What is wrong with you? You’re...
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Bomb Shelters Of Love
As soon as I meet someone I could potentially be interested in, I think: So, how much is this going to disappoint me? It’s automatic. As soon as my eyes roll over his body and my brain attunes to a...
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When Things Fall Apart — Just Let Them
Twenty-three year old Me was certain that dating would get easier as I got older. Ha. You know what has gotten easier? Stuffing the phone under the pillow instead of staring at it. Walking away....
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Do You See Me?
[I've made this blog semi-anonymous again, taking any and all links out of my personal email and Facebook profile. Why? Because I want to write shit like this and not half-tell it] It’s not a question...
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